erm... OUUUUUUUUCH!!!

OMG MY MAID SAT ON THE CHAIR AND I SHOCKED HER AND SHE FELL BACKWARDS N MY FINGER WAS BEHIND AND THE CHAIR BLOODY HELL SQUISHED AND SMASHED MY POOR PINKY AND NOW I'M WALKIN AROUND WITH A STUPID BLUE PLASTER BECAUSE MY SISTER ONLY HAS A STUPID PURPLE GREEN AND BLUE PLASTERS!!!!!!

Just another day in my life pfft =.=

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